The Bulk Issue • July 2026 Vol. 1 • Aisle 12 Display until sold out

Costcopolitan

Fun, fearless, and 36 rolls at a time

97 sheet-pan dinners

for the 12-pound salmon you bought out of pure confidence

Quiz

Is he emotionally available…

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Body language, decoded

What circling the sample table three times says about you (everything)

True Story

“I married the $1.50 hot dog combo

One woman on the only price that never changed on her

Spring’s hottest accessory

A flatbed cart you did not need, cannot steer, and will absolutely fill

He’ll never leave

and neither will the 5-gallon drum of mayonnaise. A meditation on commitment

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